I feel like abortions should bother me more
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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