Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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