Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
