ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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