It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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