the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
operation have a gay friend backfired
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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