Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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