Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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