i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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