We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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