Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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