what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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