thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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