They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
