Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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