she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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