plz talk dirty to me
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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