My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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