$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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