Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Yo dont text me then not text me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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