Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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