Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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