Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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