yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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