is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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