Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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