Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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