I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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