your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
