i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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