I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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