Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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