Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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