doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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