hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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