I want to stick my p in your. b.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
