Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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