after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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