Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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