I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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