She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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