is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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