Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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