OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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