i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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