I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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