Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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