i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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