ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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