David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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