It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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